Sneaky attempts to check the size while he was dozing in his chair were almost foiled when the flash went off!
Despite appearances, I reckon this one is going to fit. And it is red, not pink!
We are snowed in. We can't get beyond the end of the farm track with the car. We accepted the situation all weekend, but this morning made an attempt to get me to work, only to end up stuck in a snowdrift only a couple of yards from where we had been parked. Luckily, the very grumpy farmer from the Other Side of The Hill was trying to drive past at the time, and felt obliged to help dig us out - if only because we were blocking his way!
I have excavated the freezer and cupboards and concluded we have enough food for a week if need be... but it is going to be a highly un-traditional Christmas dinner chez Roobeedoo, unless we get to a shop sometime soon!
FL is due at the hospital tomorrow... hmmmm.
My 85-year-old mother has been taken ill, so all plans for her to come North for Christmas have been abandoned.
I have explained to her that it is not her turn in the queue for the mortuary, so she had better sort herself out asap.
It is just as well we all have a sense of humour.